I Wonder if He Liked Children of the Corn?

Scientific Method – the principles and empirical process of discovery and demonstration considered characteristic of or necessary for scientific investigation, generally involving the observation of phenomena, the formulation of a hypothesis concerning the truth of the hypothesis, and a conclusion that validates or modifies the hypotheses.

So, after engaging in some exhaustive observation and scientific experimentation I have determined that my hypothesis was correct… my mailman is taking home and watching my Netflix movies that I’m trying to return in the mail.

When I return my movies via the mail at work or when I drop them in a blue mail box at the post office, the movies reach Netflix in one day. When I mail the movies from home and my mailman picks them up, they reach Netflix in five days on average. This has proven true time after time after time.

What should I do?