From My Urban Dictionary
BLUETOOL.
A person who wears a Bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include restaurants, movie theaters, malls, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
When I walked into the elevator following a work meeting yesterday:
Bluetool: Hi, how are you?
Me: Hi. I’m great, and yourself?
Bluetool: Oh, sorry. I wasn’t talking to you, I’m on a call. You know, Bluetooth.
Me: Bluetool.
A person who wears a Bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include restaurants, movie theaters, malls, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
When I walked into the elevator following a work meeting yesterday:
Bluetool: Hi, how are you?
Me: Hi. I’m great, and yourself?
Bluetool: Oh, sorry. I wasn’t talking to you, I’m on a call. You know, Bluetooth.
Me: Bluetool.
2 Comments:
At 5/11/2007 , Emig Family said...
HATE.THEM. They run rampant at our local Walmart.
I daydream about ripping the android devices from their snobby heads and reminding them that we all buy our toilet paper on the same aisle.
At 5/12/2007 , Beth said...
Lori,
That's HYSTERICAL! I love the term and LOVE LOVE LOVE the very perfect picture. You've got Jay cackling next to me. I'm stealing that phrase!
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