In the Big Inning...

This update was in today’s Chronicle of Philanthropy enewsletter:

“The Marine Reserves’ Toys for Tots program has turned down an offer of 4,000 battery-powered Jesus dolls that quote Bible verses, the Associated Press reports.”

I find this funny in about a million different ways. And this coming from me, a woman with a Jesus figurine night light.

But man oh man, back in her prime Mammaw would have gone berserk for a battery-powered Jesus doll that quotes Bible verses.